If I were a month, I would be: May (birthday, our Lady, spring)
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9:00am (just waking up!)
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: couch
If I were a liquid, I would be: good coffee
If I were a body of water, I would be: a lake
If I were a stone, I would be: an emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: a maple
If I were a bird, I would be: eagle
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: light snow
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: violin
If I were an animal, I would be: cat
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: contentment
If I were a vegetable, I would be: green beans
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of the wind
If I were an element, I would be: earth
If I were a car, I would be: BMW
If I were a song, I would be: All Creatures of Our God and King
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Mel Gibson
If I were a book, I would be written by: J.R.R. Tolkien
If I were a food, I would be: Lasagna
If I were a place, I would be: Rome, Italy
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet
If I were a scent, I would be: rose
If I were a word, I would be: riparian
If I were an object, I would be: a statue
If I were a body part, I would be: head
If I were a facial expression, I would be: relaxed
If I were a subject in school, I would be: history
I were a dog, I would be: Golden Retriever
If I were a cat, I would be: a Hemingway cat (mitten pawed)
If I were a number, I would be: 100

I got this idea from Anastasia